Truck Nuts (fad)
C -
The only reason this is getting a passing grade is for the person that first thought of it. Anyone else that has a faux pair of testicles hanging from their truck deserves a bullet to the knee. I just can’t imagine someone having literally exhausted ALL ideas, to then finally come to the idea of hanging a replica of his nuts from the back of his truck bed. This sort of thing blows my mind.
Somewhere, someone was so amused by balls that they went out, molded a weather-proof set, and attached them to the best place they could think of - their truck. Does this guy have copies of his balls in other obscure places too? I honestly want to know if I went to this guy’s house, if there would be balls hanging from his TV, or his lawnmower, or maybe even his dog’s collar. Would that be ironic if he had a neudered pit bull, and on the collar was a fake set of it’s owners balls. Something’s gotta give here people.
