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Pancreatic Cancer (illness)
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Pancreatic cancer is such a dickhead. I would fail Pancreatic Cancer on account of it being so commonly terminal, but then I would have no where to go with the likes of AIDS, Brain Tumors, and VX poisoning.
This just goes to show you that even though men don’t have to Douche, treat Yeast infections, menstrate, full body shave, wax hair, pluck eyebrows, or suck dick, we still have to worry about old Pancreatic Cancer, which effects men twice as much as women.
Even the indestructible Pavarotti had reason to worry, he died of the awful disease in September. Michael Landon took the highway to heaven after being diagnosed with the diseased as well. Here’s hoping Patrick Swayze doesn’t become a ghost.
