James Webb Space Telescope ( scientific instrument )
B +
It’s about time that we usurped the fucking Hubble. I mean, it’s really passed its prime, isn’t it? The hubble telescope is like a 44 year old hooker. I’ll bang her but I’d rather be with a new model. The James Webb will be farther away from Earth, eliminating heat and light interference from our planet, and will be 5 times as powerful. This will be the instrument that proves life on other planets - literally. We already have found life-forming gases on far off planets, but as recent articles suggest, modern telescopes limit what kind of planets we can observe.
The JWST will launch in 2013, a year after the end of the world. If it were launching a year earlier, I would say it would be the reason for the end of the Earth, as the discovery of extra-terrestials will likely lead to endless religious debates and conspiracy theories and general chaos.
Remeber how fucking awful the movie “Contact” was? I honestly thought it was a joke. What a terrible ending. Now that I think about it, “Contact” might be worse than “The Prestige” in terms of movies that could have been good if they didn’t have horrible endings. Watching either of those movies is akin to having a really hot girl persuade you to fuck her in the ass, only to realize afterwards that she was actually a tranny and she/he wanted a little “ps” (prostrate stimulation). In other words - a let down to say the least.
Bottom line: JWST good, Hubble alright, Tranny sex confusing.
