Ranch Dressing ( condiment )
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I would like to start off by offering this link, http://www.nutritiondata.com/facts-C00001-01c21sF.html, which gives some nutritional information about America’s top selling salad dressing. These numbers are based on ONE TABLESPOON of dressing. If you’re dipping fries into Ranch, or dressing a normal sized salad, you’re more likely using somewhere between 150-200 grams of the stuff. This is the equivalent of TWELVE TABLESPOONS. So let me do some quick math for you.
Calories: 394 ( 25% DV )
Fat: 31.2 grams ( 48% DV )
Protein: 2.4 grams ( 4% DV )
All other vitamins: Only Vitamin K
In terms of ratios go, it is considered 1.6 and 1.3 with regards to fillness and nutritional value. Meaning, it is very unfilling, and very lacking in nutrition. Proportionaletly, it is almost ENTIRELY composed of pure fat. ]
Havind said that. STOP EATING FUCKING RANCH DRESSING AND TRY WALKING YOUR FAT ASS OUTSIDE FOR A FEW MINUTES. The next person that orders ranch dressing for a salad, french fries, a burger, or any other disgusting piece of filth in my presence is getting a slap right across the face with my semi-erect cock. Ranch dressing is pretty much just BUTTERmilk, and MAYONAISE. I mean how disgusting can you be? They should take all the people that order ranch dressing and execute them, WWI style. Bullet to the back of the fucking skull. Then they should preserve their corpses with the remaining supply of ranch dressing and shoot them off into space. This is our best option.
Why are you going to order a salad when you’re going to top it with something far and away unhealthier than anything you could possibly order on the menu? I really want to know the logic. Most entree’s aren’t even 48% of your fat intake, never mind that I haven’t added the fat of the actual item you’re putting the dressing on yet. Die you fucking pig.
