4-Color Pens ( supply )
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Frankly, I don’t know why they make single-color pens anymore. What a treat it is to write with a pen that has multiple colors for organizational purposes. I can’t stop thinking about all the professions that could benefit from these things. Waiters, Doctors, Hookers, Cartographers, Artists, Magicians, Investment Bankers. The list goes on and on. Writing a break up letter to your girlfriend and want to use irony? Change colors instead of italicizing for added effect. For example: “I really liked when you fucked my best friend” just isn’t as effective as it could be. Think about when she is reading that note 30 years down the line. A different color will be there forever, but italics could just look like you got hit in the hand while you were writing and she might call you for a 3-way with your saggy-balled ex best friend.
How about if you’re drawing funny things on your passed out suite mate and you really need some color? Are you gonna risk leaving the body and have him wake up to an unfinished piece of art? 2 clicks and you could finish that incredibly detailed dick on his forehead, ejaculate and all. Think about it when you make your next trip to Staples.
